ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy, via theirmms)

I want your stupid fucking sense of humour making me laugh at 4am when I have to be up at 6.

—(via dark0tic)

(Source: stayygone, via thirsty-turtl3s)

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

(via highofflove-drunkfromhate)

But I love you
so much more
than just to the moon
and back.

—(via sensitizes)

(via highofflove-drunkfromhate)